Random facts about Morgan:

Once while having sex on a tractor-trailer, some of Morgan's sperm escaped and got into the engine. We now know this truck as Optimus Prime.
Morgan once jumped out of a roflcopter while wearing lollerskates.
Morgan likes to take long walks on the faces of crying babies.
Morgan thinks F.E.A.R. stands for Fucking Easy And Retarded.
In the credits after the end of the world there will be only three words. "Directed by Morgan".
A unicorn once kicked Morgan. That's why they no longer exist.
It's a known fact that Morgan taught Ronaldinho all his tricks.
Crop circles are Morgan's way of telling the world that sometimes corn needs to lie the fuck down.
Every time you masturbate Morgan punches a mexican baby in the face.
Morgan could kill you with a teabag.
Get a jar, laugh in it, then put skittles and vodka inside and you get Morgan.
Morgan is responsible for most known crossbreeds in the world.
Morgan pisses excellence.
Morgan once visited the Virgin Islands. They are now The Islands.
You are what you eat. That is why Morgan's diet consists entirely of bricks, steel, and tears of small children.
Morgan was the first person to say "What the heck is the point of Myspace?"
Morgan puts the "laughter" in "manslaughter".
Morgan swims in the Bermuda Triangle for fun.
James Bond has a license to kill. Morgan has a license to pwn.